9/13/02. Tonight our second endeavor of "Old Man Falling Downtown," with Dr. Goldsmith, Dr. Wuxtry, Dr. Guysmiley, and Dr. Eponymous proved successful. Unfortunately Dr. Goldsmith found truth to the madness, which is Friday the 13th. A drunken longhaired dirty hippie, who will be know as "Andy" harassed Goldsmith for standing on the sidewalk dressed as an old man. Dr. Goldsmith was simply standing across the street with the walker waiting for test subjects as the old man. "Andy" then came up to Dr. Guysmiley and Wuxtry at the top of his dirty raspy cracking voice asking what old man Goldsmith was doing while not only making an ass of himself but waking up anyone sleeping in the trashy apartments within a block. After hearing the disturbance Dr. Goldsmith cames closer to "Andy" to see what the dilemma was. "Andy" simply made more of an ass of his drunken self by arguing with Goldsmith how he thought he was trying to break into his "stuff." (That "stuff" being a $150 car and trashy apartment above the locksmith shop) After "Andy's" statements, threats and claims of being a block "watchdog," the good doctors considered the bloody beating of "Andy" with the very walker "Andy" had a problem with. After a lengthy and ridiculous argument with "Andy" which had no justification, Goldsmith gave him rationale that dazed him, words that hurt his dirty drunk feelings, and left "Andy" in a dirty stupor on the curb. Only to put a damper to the end of a successful night.

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