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Can't Speak English? No problemo!

By: Dr. M

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Its so alluring, a chance to get out of that fetid, disease ridden landmass that you've created for yourself over the years. You know it as Mexico. All you need to do is navigate the Rio Grande, duck the border patrol, and have your child in America. Then "BAM" you are a U.S. citizen.

What's that you say? You don't speak any English? That's okay, you can enjoy all the luxuries of being a U.S. citizen, and still be as useless as you were in Mexico.

Case in point. Go into any number of businesses, you will undoubtedly encounter employee's that were hired due to the fact that they can speak Mexican. (I say Mexican because I do not want to offend the Spaniards who find themselves contributing to the betterment of the United States). Because we find it necessary to be able to communicate with those individuals who don't want to exert the energy it takes to become a productive member of society and learn English.

To demonstrate how this problem is becoming so prevalent; I called AT&T broadband due to the fact that my cable modem was acting up. Of course you hear automated responses. 'For English press one. Para el español aprieta por favor dos'. Nearing the end of the conversation the operator said she was required to tell me two things. One, 'Someone needs to be there when the repairman shows up'. Two 'Someone needs to be able to speak English when the repair man arrives'. That is pathetic. The fact that the operator is required to remind customers that they need an English speaking person on the premises. It goes to show the uncountable amount of times repairmen have gone before and been unable to communicate with customers because they are too lazy to learn English.

One of my former employers was Sears Roebuck & Co. The Mexican customers outnumbered any other race by seemingly more than 2 to 1 at times, which isn't bad or wrong in itself. However, over half the Mexicans I spoke with needed an interpreter, I would waste my

time waiting for one to show up. Waste more time trying to tell this person what they needed to know about any particular product. More often than not, they knew enough English to get by anyway! They would want to talk to a Mexican because they thought they would get a better deal on prices. This was by no means a rare occurrence.

I'm going to switch gears a little bit and address the illegal alien aspect of the Mexican population.

As it stands we have upwards of 14 million illegal aliens in our country. 75% of which are Mexican.

As our population gets older, our own elderly are going to need lower level jobs just to survive. We don't need millions upon millions of uneducated, unskilled workers that don't even know how to communicate with anyone but themselves.

In major cities, illegal aliens have choked off our social services, filled our jails, drove down our wages, while driving our taxes up. Enough! We need to regain control of our borders and our sovereignty, from these millions that have no respect for our laws or our borders.

In closing, I would like to point out that there are not going to be any changes unless we start making it harder for Mexicans to be able to communicate without knowing English. That unfortunately, will never happen.

After all, why learn English when we cater to your ineptitude.

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