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Name: Matty
Age: 19
Sex: Not recently
E-mail: lobsterhost@yahoo.com
Occupation: Service Professional
Known Accomplices: Ian, Arlee and Andrea, and Wendy
Known Aliases: Little Matt of Orange...Maht...Mathue..Little Gay Matt...Wiener Dog...Skinny Little Bitch
Catch Phrase(s): "wait...I don't get it."
Hobbies: Going to Abercrombie and Fitch and unfolding their clothes.
Additional Info: Matt, believe it or not has no known body fat. No, it's not just muscle, it's just not there. He also fits into a womens size 1 pants. He is increibly good at being Cute and seductive. He likes the color orange a whole lot. He can go three weeks without doing laundry and wearing just the color orange.

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