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UNDER CONSTRUCTION YOU INFERNAL LESBIAN Ton's RANT for June 1, 2002... ...Continuation of RANT of May 30, 2002 Alright, I think I went to the extreme on my Rant of the Day for Thursday. But you know what, out of the 3 people that check up on this thing regularly, I dont give a rats ass about 2 of them...so that means its probably you! Mu wa ha ha ha ha. But I have BRIGHT pink hair now, so who really gives a flying fuck. Ton's RANT for May 30, 2002 My rant is all about fucking prom. Prom licks some serious ASS. You feel the pressure to go because "oh you're graduating and you arent going to see your friends EVER AGAIN, EVER". So you get a dress and shit that you know you are only going to wear that one suckass night, and you spend a shitload of money on crap such as dinner, booze, dress, shoes, makeup, hair...it never ends...for something that you DONT WANT TO GO TO. Then there's the pressure to get a fucking date, which I succesfully failed to aquire this year...after being turned down about, hmm, (X amount of times). Sure there were the good reasons, but who fucking cares. The main point is, no one really wants to go, but feels the pressure of everyone else to go. Then you do show up, ALONE, in your sad dress and hair all done for NO ONE, with your friends, whom all have dates, even if they are just friends, and who actually feel up to drinking thier asses off and having a good time, while you'd be happier sleeping and eating some soup on your couch but thinking about all the stuff you're missing at the same time. FUCK. Why do I bother? Falsh's RANT for May 29, 2002 Ton had today's Rant privileges, however she did not use them, so HA! You have to listen (well, not really listen, but you know what I mean) to me bitch again! Today's rant goes out to all the damn popsicles out there. What is the deal with popsicles? They're too damn sweet, too damn cold, and they make your mouth turn all kinds of weird and not so wonderful colours. And what's up with the sticks being made of wood? Do I look like the kind of person who enjoys splinters in my tongue (SHUT UP Leapy & Lissa! I'm not into stuff THAT wierd)? Why wood? Are we beavers? Do beavers eat popsicles? I've never seen a beaver eat a popsicle, but then again, I've never really seen a beaver. Another thing that pisses me off about popsicles is the fact that once you eat almost all of it, the damn thing falls off the fucking stick, and gets your nice new shirt all orange. Story of my life. When I grab something that I want to eat on the go, like a popsicle, I don't want to have to dissect the last little bit of it with a knife and fork all for the sake of fashion. Why? For one, my pockets are too damn small to hold a knife, let alone the fork that accompanies it, and I don't think I could get into an airport with a knife and fork in my pocket. Where am I flying? WHO CARES, I WON'T BE ABLE TO WITH THE DAMN KNIFE AND FORK IN MY POCKET! I WON'T EVEN GET A PLASTIC KNIFE AND FORK ON THE DAMN PLANE! THANKS OSAMA, THANKS!! Oh yeah, and popsicles are too damn hard to break. They give me unsightly bruises. Enough said. Get Stuffed. Falsh's RANT for May 27, 2002 Hello, I am starting a new category on this site: Rant of the Day. Today's rant goes to all you Leaf fans out there. First of all, give your heads a shake. The Leaf's haven't made it to the stanley cup final in how long? 35 YEARS! That's a bit of a slump if you ask me. What makes all you dillusional people think that THIS is that most magical of years? AND the Leafs are not the ONLY team in Canada! There's other ones that are BETTER... like the CANADIENS... how many cups have they won? 24? So put that in your pipe and smoke it. What's so great about the Leafs? An overrated goalie who's past his prime? Isn't funny how the only game Team Canada lost in the Olympics was the only one Cujo got to play? Oh Sundin, he's great... stupid little pretty boy who whines until he gets his way. I hate being called an American when I say I hate the Leafs... yeah it was good that a Canadian team made it that far, but come on, 60% of the Hurricanes are Canadians... so yeah. The Leafs suck. Did you know that when you rearrange the letters of TIE DOMI you spell ME IDIOT? Enough Said. Get Stuffed. Home |
