Emmer: *looks into a fireplace* Hiiiii!!!
Santa: Aaaaaaahh!! *falls down from chimney* Oph!
Emmer: Hi Santa! Can I interview you?
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! You're suppose to be sleeping!
Emmer: Uh, yeah. So have you sent any presents to Sonic the hedgehog?
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! He's a good lad! I remember when I first--
Emmer: Yeah, yeah. What does he normally get for Christmas?
Santa: Ah! Yes! I remember his beautiful Christmas tree! Full of chilidogs! I remember last Christmas when I saw another kid's--
Emmer: *getting annoyed* Santa... you not answering my questions!
Santa: *stares at Emmer in disbelief* You're not going to get a Christmas present if you shout!
Emmer: SANTA!!
Santa: Shh! Definitely no Christmas present for you! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Emmer: Has Sonic ever seen you climb down the chimney?
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! He once left the fire in the fireplace! Ho! Ho! Ho! What a shock I got! I remember when--
Emmer: Santa! Would you SHUT UP and answer only what I ask?
Santa: You naughty girl! You're not going to get a Christmas present next year! I remember long time ago when--
Emmer: That's it! *flies up the chimney*
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! So you're going to help me send presents? *climbs up chimney*
Emmer: No! If you don't answer my questions, I will HIJACK you sleigh! *jumps on sleigh*
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! So you're going to do my job?
Emmer: NO!
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! I remember when there--
Emmer: Santa! What does Sonic's Christmas sock look like?
Santa: Ah, Sonic's sock! Ho! Ho! Ho! It would always have a chilidog picture on it! Ho! Ho! Ho! All those presents made his sock tear! Ho! Ho! Ho! What a big hole it has! Ho! Ho! Ho! Come on! Let me hear you laugh 'Ho! Ho! Ho!'
Emmer: >.< Ho.
Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! I must be off! Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho! *pushes Emmer off sleigh* Be a good bat next, next year! *flies off with sleigh and the reindeers* C'ya later sucker!
Emmer: !! O.o...