Interview with Amy Rose's garbage collector!

Em': Hello! Today is the 2nd of November and I am going to interview Amy Rose's garbage collector! (cheers!) Actually, to tell you the truth, I couldn't find Amy Rose herself. I am now waiting outside Amy Rose's house and - here he is!!

(Runs to the garbage collector)

Em': Hi there! I'm Emerald Space2 and I would like to interview you! So, how long have you been collecting Amy Rose's sweet garbage?

GC: Can't you go away? I'm trying to do my job! 

Em': Pretty please, if you tell me, I will never bother you again!!

GC: Okay. Let's see... at least three years.

Em': Have you found anything valuable in Amy Rose's wonderful garbage?

GC: Valuable? (shakes head) Why would anybody throw away anything valuable?

Em': What are you talking about?! This is Amy Rose's garbage we're talking about! What sort of garbage does Amy Rose normally throw away?

GC: Oh, stuff like broken hairpins, paper, brown paper bags....

Em': Zzzzz. Uh, and what do you think of sweet Amy's garbage?

GC: It's like every other garbage in the world! I just take them to the garbage site! Now go away! I'm going to get fired if you keep on with this interview!

Em': And I'm taking this interview to my website! Thank you! Bye!! (runs away)

GC: That sure is one crazy kid.

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