Why on middle-earth was Gandalf a bit late to find the riders of Rohan? O_o
Gandalf: Shoo!
Emmer: Shoe?
Gandalf: Shoo!
Emmer: Shoe? *gives Gandalf her shoe*
Gandalf: Begone you strange creature!
Emmer: Please Mr Gandalf the White! Let me interview you! * big puppy dog eyes *
Gandalf: I am sorry, strange one, but I am busy. Begone! * rides off *
Emmer: Nooooo! Mr Gandalf! What do you think of Sonic the hedgehog??
Gandalf: What foul language are you speaking, you vile creature?
Emmer: No! Sonic the hedgehog! Sonic! Blue hedgehog! Sonic!
Gandalf: I am not deaf! I do not speak your 'Sonic' language!
Emmer: Sonic is not a language! Sonic is a blue hedgehog!
[ Gandalf has reached to the Riders of Rohan. ]
Rider 1: What is that strange breathing creature?
Rider 2: It is no man! It must be a beast!
Captain: ATTACK!
[ So Emmer runs away, screaming her head off while the Riders of Rohan drew their menacing swords in their magnificent army. From a faraway view, you could see a whole mass of soldiers on horses chasing after a tiny speck that was screaming. They chased her across the lands till night, and night was when they had decided to go to Helms Deep, for help was more needed there than chasing a 'strange, vile creature' which has big ears and bat wings. ]
