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Things People on Buffy Would Never Say

Roy: Howdy howdy howdy and welcome to...a list of things people on Buffy would never say...hence the title... These are just some things I'v come up with but keep realin' em in if you have any of your own with (and I quote Eevee here) "comedic value" you'd like to see displayed here. Send 'em to free_tree@moose-mail.com or dovesista@btopenworld.com!

Oh yeah Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon (the genius) and probably a bunch of other rich dudes.

Things people on Buffy would never say:

Buffy: Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Anya: I've decided to become a communist. Who needs money?
Giles: Wanna come back to my crib to have a wild party with me and my homies? Yo…yo…
Willow: My one true love is dead. Never mind…there are plenty more fish in the sea.
BuffyBot: Willow! Hello…I am here to do your bidding.
Willow: *face lights up* Really?
BuffyBot: Oh yes, I am here to serve you.
Willow: *Takes arm and leads her to the bed* Remember those scenario responses?
Tara: I’m still alive!
Willow: Shut up!
Xander: (To Spike) You’re my best friend! Give me a hug!
The Master: Buffy *breathes in a deep raspy way* I am your father.
Spike: Who needs blood when you can have coke?
Every other random member of cast: *sings* Always Coca Cola!
Cordelia: Who needs hair and make up when there are innocent children out there dying?
Giles: I'm a whole lot o' woman!
Xander: You're a man.
Giles: That's what you thought.
Oz: *Getting angry and begginning to become green and exceedingly muscular* You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!