~never tongue an ugly breast smear and scream like a lazy sausage but always drool on my mothers enourmous blue meat spray and leave none behind~
Isn't that the greatest? I have a magnetic poem thinger on my fridge, and Big B, Lil b, and Thad came up with that. They did a few other things too... ~finger her lusious bare pink gift and beat his sizely meat~ This happend a while ago, but they're still up there. :-)

SEX ON A CLOUD!

One day I asked James if he wanted to have wild animal sex with me on a cloud... And for a while I brought it up... But it kinda died.
:-D

COFFEE!!
I can't forget about my coffee... No one gets my coffe... o_O

SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!
I love my spork! Hee hee hee. The only 3 pronged spork I've ever seen.

The Great Squishy Cow!!!

I kind of ferget what's up with that dude... But isn't he cute?