GRASSHOPPER BEGINNING!
One day Professor G. Hopper decided to try to make a new species. She made a big cauldron full of items and called it her latest concoction. In the mix there was grass, cement, beetles, money, hair from Mr. Carother’s head, and tapioca pudding. Eww… ‘Crack’ ‘Splash’ She accidentally broke open and spilled into her concoction 5 flasks full of Iodine, Mercury, Plutonium, Chlorine, and Uranium. An explosion occurred! Miniature green jumping bugs that looked funny came to life. Professor G. Hopper liked them so much that she named them grasshoppers because she also loved grass and her name. She left them out in the wild where they crossbred with dung beetles and created crickets. Crickets were named by Erika, Jamie, and Melissa because they wouldn’t stop annoying them with their “crick-crick” noises. Pro fessor G. Hopper was so proud of herself that she married her favorite grasshopper DJ. She taught DJ to talk and transform into a boy. The only flaw was that DJ asks too many questions when taking math quizzes. Therefore, DJ grasshopper and Professor G. Hopper lived happily ever after in eternal life. (…but that’s a different story…)
The end.
~MORAL: Don’t make new species- It may bother Erika, Melissa, and Jamie!
DO NOT TRY AT HOME!!!
NOTE: Professor G. Hopper’s concoction should not be copied. You will be fined $9,000,000,000 if copied! Also up to 10 years in jail may be sentenced!
BY ERIKA
DUMB JELLY
There once was a grasshopper called DJ (Dumb Jelly). DJ lived in the prehistoric time. One day, DJ cam across a group of cavemen from different bands. Jamie (smart band), Erika (cannibal band), Melissa (ape-looking) and Amy (a friendly band in search of fire). Erika wanted to throw DJ in the fire lantern. Jamie said he was a biological creature capable of hopping around in many unique patterns. Melissa said duh. Then shrieked DJ looked like Mr. Corothers. Erika picked DJ up. Amy said not to burn him cuz something bad would happen. Everyone agreed not to burn him, except Erika and Melissa, who was still shrieking that he looked like Mr. Corothers. Erika threw DJ into the lantern. But little did they know that DJ had consumed 5 ounces of gasoline, a gallon of acid and 10 bottles of alcohol-related products. The lantern blew up and they all died.
The End.
~The moral of this story is: I like Kitty Cats.
BY JAMIE
DUCKY JUICE
A grasshopper called DJ (Ducky Juice) once was known worldwide for asking too many questions. One time he asked so many questions Mr. Watson snapped and threw DJ out of the window. He hit into Jesse and got a concussion. When he woke, DJ acted really stupid. When a teacher asked him if he wanted to see his grade, DJ said he could care less. DJ failed every test and failed 8th grade so many times he was finally kicked out of school. He became a hobo and lived in a cardboard box. One day, after having many alcohol-related substances, he met an old ex-friend, Melissa, who shrieked he was Mr. Corothers. She picked DJ up and threw him across the street and hit into Jesse and got a concussion. DJ woke to see he was sitting in Mr. Watson's history class. It was all a dream. There was a grasshopper shaped hole in the window, though.
THE END
BY JAMIE
DODO JUMBO
One day, DJ (Dodo Jumbo) the grasshopper was in literature class with Mr. Corothers. Melissa talked to him too much and they got into trouble. Their sentence was to be paddled infront of the class. But Amy jumped through the window and warned Mr. Corothers that he shouldn't cuz something bad will happen. Mr. Corothers could care less and hit him anyways. But little did they know that DJ had consumed 5 gallons of purple paint, a bottle of blue paint, and ounce of yellow paint, and more. When he was hit, DJ burped out a rainbow of colorful lights. Mr. Corothers hissed and turned into Snape. He zapped people with his wand on the way to his desk. He jumped in the hole under his desk to recover in the darkness. Everyone partied and Snape/Mr. Corothers never bothered anyone again.
The End.
BY JAMIE
JAMIE- THE EVIL PREHISTORIC APE
One day Erika, Melissa, Mandy, Tori, Kurt, and DJ ventured into a jungle. There they saw frogs, macaws, sloths, and many other animals. "Ahh!" screamed Melissa and Kurt as a snake slithered out in front of them. Mandy started teasing them about how loud that they screamed. "You should have seen the look on your faces! We are in the jungle. You shouldn't be surprised by these kind of animals!" joked Tori. "Come on people!" said Erika. "Let's just go." "I want to go to the waterfall!" said DJ while looking at the map. "No!" said Melissa.
ONE HOUR LATER...
"ugh... Why can't we find the waterfall?" cried Mandy. "I give up!" said Kurt. "No! Don't give up! We are almost there!" said DJ. "What do you know? You are just a grasshopper!" yelled Tori. "True..." replied DJ. "KIKOMAN!" Mandy screamed randomly. "What?" questioned Tori. "Don't mind her..." said Melissa. "She is just odd."
To be continued
BY ERIKA
