The Welsh Rant

Inspired by something on the hardyz-n-freindz message bored.

• I am NOT a rugby player.
• The Welsh national anthem is not there to be sung but yelled, while drunk.
• Yes I can sing
• No I won’t sing for you
• I don’t sheer sheep or spin wool and I don’t know who won last nights rugby match
• I am cold, wet and bored but I am NOT a ‘poor dab’
• It never rains here, it just ‘tips down’
• Welsh rare-bit is NOT rabbit
• Unfortunately many boys here DO bleach their hair
• I DO have a permanent cold, phlegm is essential for the proper pronunciation of Welsh
• I speak Welsh and Wenglish but never English
• I do NOT own a Welsh flag, and if I did I would NOT wear it as a cape when on holiday
• I DO know Sian, John and Tom, and yes all our last names are Jones
• Yes, the whole of Wales is a giant valley and consequently one leg is shorter than the other
• Wales is the bobbly bit that sticks out of England, the first nation of dwarf throwing and very, very wet

My name is Flossy and I am a sheep from Wales