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To see THE
OFFSPRING play live!!! |
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To steal Chews
secret stash of super chewing gum |
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To go to
university. |
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To rule the
world. |
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To move to
AMERICA |
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To discover the
identity of Wonder Wizy |
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To go to a live
WWF event and to meet some wrestlers or as they're known in America 'rasslers' |
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To own Microsoft
lol |
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To get a really
well paid job and buy my parents a bungalow in Florida |
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To become the
worlds youngest rock star, and then blow up my head |
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To meet, kidnap
and look at Keanu Reeves. |
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To own cool
albums e.g. stained. |
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To own the worlds
biggest mango ever known to man! |
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To fly. |
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To jump off a
table do a summersault onto another table, do a triple summersault into a big pool of
chocolate, and live! |
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JOINT GOALS
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For
Fay to go to Cambridge and Han to Oxford, and to be on opposite rowing boat teams. (only
Fay will not be rowing due to her neck problem, instead she will be the guy at the front
yelling "ROW!!....ROW!!" and wearing a Viking helmet and hitting a big drum)
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To
go on the ultimate driving trip around the whole of America after college with NUTE, WIZ,
ACE, JONNY, BOZ and HAN's MUM, in a big hippie van with 'Da Posse' painted on it and lots
of flames and cool bands symbols (NO FLOWERS!)
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HAN:
To go swimming in a big pool of whipped cream with Keanu Reeves, him from Linkin Park, and
Max from Roosevelt High. FAY: the
same, but substitute, wasshiname from Linkin Park, and Max for Edge & Christian and
maybe the Hardyz too lol (just to make this clear, Han and I would not want to be in the
pool the same time as each other!)
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And FINALLY THE ULTIMATE
GOAL!!
After college and the
whole touring America thingy. Fay will move to America and start to work for a computer
company (because I don't wanna get sued let's call this company Sicromoft) as the owner of
the company, Gill Bates', tea girl. Then she will marry Gill Bates' son and inherit
Sicromoft, or if Gill doesn't have a son, she will get him to put her in his will and then
poison him with bad tea. Meanwhile, Han will be marrying Jonny in Scotland and Wiz will be
setting up a chain of multi-Gillion dollar restaurants. Wiz and Fay will then merge
Sicromoft and the chain of restaurants to make THE FIRST EVER COMPUTER CHIP COMPANY IN THE
WORLD! Ha Ha! And then we will employ Han as a graphics designer, and Boz to hold her
pencil case! Then, finally, we will all live in huge mansions, with swimming pools,
waiters, chefs and maids and be surrounded by good looking wrestlers, t.v. and rock
stars!! Sounds pretty sweet huh!!??!!
Unfortunately, Nute and Ace
weren't there when we came up with this plan, so they miss out :-p and they'll just have
to wait outside our mansions and beg for the odd computer game. Although Ace assures us he
will too be a billionaire so we can hang out at all the posh clubs that would throw us out
if we just walked in now! hehehe we'll show those snobby clubs, oh yessss...... |
