When the Lord made all the parts, the body argued who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body he should be boss.
The legs argued that since they took the man wherever he wanted to go he should be boss.
The stomach countered with the explained criticism that since he digested all the food he should be boss.
The eyes said that without them man would be helpless so they should be boss.
Then the A$$-Hole applied for the job, the other parts of the body laughed so hard that the A$$-Hole closed up. After a few days the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach threw up and the eyes became crossed and unable to see.
They all conceded and made the A$$-Hole the boss.
This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an A$$-Hole.
