~1~ What's your favorite way to wear togas/type of toga?
Whatever way they come off the easiest.
In the latest trendy toga style.
I have a big picture of Cicero on my bedroom wall. I do it like him.
I'm partial to sequins myself....
Well, I wrap a white sheet around my six-pack abs, then around my muscular chest...
~2~ Have you ever [voluntarily]worn a toga?
:::mutters::: damn sorority 'theme' parties ::mutters again:::
Definitely. It's the best way to highlight the muscles in my arms.
Hell yeah, canicula!
That would depend on the quality of the polyester.
Well, I wasn't *wearing* it for long, per se.
~3~ Okay, you see a man in a toga. What do you think?
Marry me.
Dig those platform sandals.
As long as he's carrying a keg, it's all good..
I bet I could kick his ass.
Work that toga, baby!
~4~ Toga...
Praetextas!
Party!
Viriles!
Tie-dye!
Nekkid!
~5~ What's your favorite outfit/best-looking outfit?
Whatever it takes to be the center of attention.
Glitter flares, platform shoes, and a sequined tank.
That tank that shows off all my muscles.
Favorite jeans/khakis, button down shirt or sweater.
Something sexy. Very sexy.
~6~ What do you want on your gravestone?
Former Dictator's lover and female impersonator.
He was a big fan of Animal House.
He was every woman's man, and every man's woman.
Carthago delenda est.
Behold them, conquerors of the world, all clad in Roman gowns!
