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8/31/02 2:05 PM

So I finally got my schedual and its looking pretty fucking good. All the opens make me just want to go to skool.

First Semister Second Semeser
Mythology A Participation in Government
OPEN Web Design
OPEN OPEN
Economics Forensic Science
Animal Behavior Biology Mythology B
LUNCH LUNCH
Band Band
GYM on A-C-E Days, open on B-D-F Days GYM on A-C-E Days, open on B-D-F Days

8/27/02 1:18 PM

I finally got a car!!! YEA!!! Its a red Pontiac Sunfire, 98 with only 14,000 miles on it, and we got it CHEAP!!! Now...I need my licence, I have that road test on October 29, hellz yeah!! The fuckin 5 hour was such a piece of shit though. I've never wasted so much time in my entire life. 5 hours of basicly FOX'S "Scariest Police Chases," woooo whoooo, I can hardly contain myself. I actually fell asleep for like half an hour, good shit.

Next thing I need to do is get a job so I can afford pointless insurence. Its gunna be like 70$ a week, now if u figure that out it comes to....280$ a month...and if you figure the rest of the math the grand total for the year is....3,360$, HOLY SHIT that is one mighty fuck load of money that I'll never get to see agian. 3,360$.....damn....after 10 years.....thats 33,600$....when I'm 70 that's...a grand fuckin total of....211,680$...that is money going to nothin. With 211,680$ I could have bought a fuckin mansion for christs sake. God fuckin damn. This country is out of fucking control!

7/13/02 4:20 PM

So I finally decided it was about time to update my page. If u haven't noticed I added a new section, the "Flash Stuff" section on the left. There you can find all kinds of animations that I've done in flash, you need a flash 5 player in order to view any of the animations.

***Jamie Sottile has sotlen some of my conetnet on my page, I am very aggravated by this, So anyone who wants to take something from my page will you please ask me first? I'd appreciate that alot, I didn't work forever on this page so someone else could take one who part of my page and stick it on their profile, ahem Jamie.***

6/17/02 7:00 PM

Hey check out ma new part of ma page, its the same page but animated with flash. Now you can enjoy ma page in html or flash, check out the flash, its better!

5/9/02 7:48pm

I've been getting lazy lately and haven't updated my page, not to mention my phucking computer wouldn't let me get online. In any case....So the Jr. Prom was like 2 weeks ago, it was fun. Some how I got "Duke" which is second runner up to Prom king or also 3rd most popular dude there. So whoever voted for me and has visited this page "THANKYOU!!"

I'd just like to thank all the little people who made this moment in my life possible. Well I dunno how little everyone is but whatever. Thats pretty qwel though.

Holy shit Jesse fucking decked lenny in the gut today. He wound up and nailed him right in the bread basket. Holy shit lenny was on the ground hyper-ventelating, lenny was so fucking out of it after that punch. It was great. I'm supprised Jesse never punched me like that after I nailed him in the Face.

4/21/02 3:45 PM

I just got a very interesting spam mail from some vaginal fucking thing, I'm not sure how to explaine it, but, you can view the message I got right HERE. I really don't wana know about this shit! Its so wrong to spam someone with this shit! Some of my close peeps I already forwarded it to. But if you havn't seen it yet it's fucking funny.

4/15/02 8:50 PM

Yo everyone! Sorry for the lack of updates, angelfire was being an ass and wouldn't let me log in or anything. Finally they resolved the problem and I got ma page back. Now that I have ma page back, what shall I put on it? I suppose I have to update the Bio's and other shit like that. eh.

4/4/02 11:50 PM

If you haven't already figured it out I had to make some minor changes to ma page. I'm not gunna tell ya what I changed cuz you can just look for your self. This design makes more sence than the one before, I think. ENJOY!

4/3/02 7:24 PM

Well I finally got some musik on my friggin page(s), it took me long enuff! Hey, god damn it, if you don't like the musik I have, SCREW YOU!. Actually you could E-mail me and let me know what you'd like to hear or if you really wanna be nice you could e-mail me the song in a .mid format. I wanna get a page up with streaming music you can listen to. Lemme know what you think about that.

I also realize that the counter on the bottom of my page says something like 113(thats right now) people have visited my page. BULLSHIT!!! This page has been up for like 5 days, there is no fucking way that many people have visited my page! God damn!

4/2/02 5:05 PM

Wellp as it turns out, I think I just may be out of ideas for this page for the time being. SO, if you people have any ideas you would like to share with me on what I should put on my page, please e-mail me and let me know your idea. Untill I make a feedback xtra on my page feel free to email me with your thoughts!

Motherfucking dial-up connection is so fucking slow! I'm trying to get music on some of the sub pages and my connection is so fucking slow by the time it's pretty much uploaded, it fucking times-out! There's got to be a better way. And no don't say get Roadrunner cuz we're to fucking poor to afford it. God damn life!

4/1/02 9:50 PM

I hope anyone who has been to my page (probably noone) has enjoyed it and added it to their favorites and will check back every-so-often. Ya know what I've realized while making this page? I can have fun with what I put on here! Shit, I can really exploit my friends and their pages if I wanted to. hehe, this could get real ugly, real fast.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

3/31/02 12:28 PM

Ya know what I've realized after making the god damn page? TABLES ARE FUCKING HARD AFTER YOU HAVE SO MANY OF THEM! This just became one big pane in the ass, but at least I'm doing something other than sit around all day(No I'm not standing right now)

3/30/02 3:33 PM

I just started to make my page, I tried last night but, god damn, after I built it it said I had to pay for the fucking thing. So I decided to attempt to make a web page on Geocities, and I have no fucking clue whut the fuck I'm doing! God damn it now I'm fucking stuck here.

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