CANIS: Yeah! My codename’s gonna be...um...well Canis cuz that’s my, um, nickname...
*Everyone sweatdrops*
ALERIA: Yeah, I think I’ll just keep my name...Okay, so now we make teams....
CANIS: Jeez, how’s this gonna work...we’ve got how many people...*starts counting* Me, Aleria, Trunks, Goku, Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, WuFei, Lina, Xelloss, Amelia, Matt, Tai, Sora, Davis, Cody, Mimi, Joe’s not playing? ‘k no Joe, heh, that rhymes, heh, no Joe, no Joe...
ALERIA: *sweatdrops* Just get on with it...
CANIS: Oh sorry, where was I? Oh, Kari, TK, Yolei, Izzy, and Ken. That’s it right?
IZZY: Correct.
CANIS: So that’s 23 people. Wow.
KEN: It’s an uneven number...
DUO: Who cares? We’ll make four uneven teams.
ALERIA: Sounds okay...
CANIS: OK, I’ll make a chart: ^.^
Team 1: Heero, Tai, Davis, Goku, Izzy, and Ken.
Team 2: Duo, me, Aleria, Trunks and Matt.
Team 3: Trowa, Quatre, Lina, TK, Cody and Sora.
Team 4: WuFei, Xelloss, Amelia, Yolei, Kari, and Mimi...
WUFEI: Girls? You stuck me in a team of all girls?
XELLOSS: OI! I’m not a girl!
WUFEI: You’re not? But your haircut...
ALERIA: Everybody shut up! Now that that’s all straightened out, let’s play!
WUFEI: WAIT A SEC! Canis and Aleria made up the team they wanted! It’s injustice!
CANIS: *sweatdrops* Hey, you guys trashed Aleria’s house and mine and robbed us blind! I can pick whichever team I want!
ALERIA: Lets just play...
HEERO: Team 1 gets to go in first.
QUATRE: Why?
HEERO: *points gun in his face* Cuz I said so Pixy man...
QUATRE: Eep! Whatever you say!
*Team 1 enters; one minute later Team 2, then another minute later Team
3, and so on. The game begins*
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YOLEI: AGH! It’s not fair! Justice man-san you’re not supposed to shoot
me! I’m on your team!
WUFEI: *smugly* Oops, my hand must have slipped, onna...
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HEERO: NO! That’s not how you hold a gun! You baka! Don’t you see?
It’s like this!
*Takes Tai’s gun and uses it to shoot him square in the chest*
TAI: OI! Your aren’t supposed to use that on me!
HEERO: Well do you get how to use it now?
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LINA: *whines* I’m hungry!
TK: Hungry? How could you possibly be hungry? You just ate over 100 plates of food!
LINA: *forming a fireball in her hand* Are you implying something?
TK: Yeah! You eat way too much!
LINA: WHY YOU!... *throws fireball at TK*
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*All the teams are in different corners of the arena, NOWHERE near
each other. Team 2 sits in one corner, waiting*
MATT: Where is everybody?
DUO: Well. It sounds like there’re all fighting with their own teams...
CANIS: *slaps forehead* Bakas...don’t they know how to work as a team?
TRUNKS: Obviously not...
*Suddenly, in the northern corner of the arena there is a HUGE explosion. Lina’s voice can be heard*
LINA: THAT’LL TEACH YA!!!
QUATRE: Miss Lina that was mean.
CANIS: What in hell are they doing?
ALERIA: Beats me.
DUO: Are we the only team getting along?
ALERIA: I think so.
CANIS: Maybe I shouldn’t of put WuFei on an all girls team. It is funny
though...
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Meanwhile...
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WUFEI: STOP TRYING TO TALK TO ME!
AMELIA: But I’ve never met another Justice freak before! It’s so cool!
KARI: *starts laughing* You guys are weird.
XELLOSS: And you’re not, Miss Child of light?
KARI: That’s because I am the Child of light, Mr. Mysterious priest!
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HEERO: I’ve showed you how to fire almost ten times already. How impossibly
hard could this be for your brain to comprehend, Goggles boy?
TAI: OI! I’ve never used a gun before okay! Should I know how to shoot somebody?
KEN: Probably, considering it’s only a toy that fires fake lasers.
DAVIS: You make it sound so bad.
GOKU: Hey, I can fire real lasers! Take a look! *More explosions*
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SORA: *leaning over a charred TK* TK? Daijoubu desu ka?
TK: Eh...daijoubu...I think...
LINA: Well it serves you right for saying that I eat too much!
TK: But you ? HEY! *Shuts up as Quatre slaps him upside the head*
QUATRE: Shut up if you know what’s good for you! Miss Lina takes offence easily.
LINA: NANDASTAI?!!
QUATRE: Eep! *slowly backs away and takes off running in the opposite direction*
LINA: HEY COME BACK HERE! *follows*
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ALERIA: Ok, that’s it. I’m getting really bored. If they aren’t going
to come, lets go find them.
CANIS: I’m with you.
DUO: Bring it on.
*Canis, Aleria, Matt, Duo and Trunks all head of in the general direction
of team 4*
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DUO: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OI WU-MAN, WHUZZAP!! SHINIGAMI HAS RETURNED FROM HELL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*Takes out WuFei in one shot*
WUFEI: The injustice of it all....
AMELIA: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *sniff* I’ve been shot! It’s not fair!
YOLEI: *grumpily* Well, because of WuFei I’ve ALREADY been shot...
KARI: *cheerfully* I haven’t been shot yet! *Canis turns around and shoots her* Hey! I’m telling my big brother on you! *runs off*
MATT: OI! WAIT UP KARI! I WANNA TELL TAI FOR YOU! *Can be heard mumbling: * That way I can shoot him! *begins laughing insanely*
ALERIA: Yeah! We defeated Team 4!
WUFEI: Injustice I tell you...
CANIS: Urusai, Wu-man.
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HEERO: Go ahead. I dare you to shoot me.
TAI: Er...I really don’t want to. *cringes away from Heero* Why don’t you shoot me instead?
MATT: Hey Tai! I’ll be glad to take you up on that offer! *Shoots Tai*
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DUO: Konnichiwa Quatre. How ya doin’?
QUATRE: Eh...fine I guess. You’re going to shoot me, aren’t you, Duo?
DUO: Probably.
TROWA: Don’t worry Quatre! I’ll protect you!
QUATRE: I don’t need you to protect me, Trowa!
*Duo begins laughing hysterically*
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*After about ten more minutes of playing, all the teams have basically defeated themselves. The entire group meets back outside the laser tag building*
CANIS: Well that was fun! What do you guys want to do now?
ALERIA: Anything that doesn’t involve me paying money.
DUO: What about eating some more?
LINA: YEAH!
ALERIA: *sweatdrops* That definitely involves me paying more money...
CANIS: I wonder what we should do...
How the heck did I get here? I need to read part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, AND part 5!!
Screw that, on to part 7!
