Jadeite Taught Me Everything. Thanks To Him, I Know...
1. ...that humans are stupid.
2. ...that classic-style music kills flowers.
3. ...that energy looks like whitish-blue smoke and can be drained out of a human body.
4. ...that women are nothing without men.
5. ...that the fact you're the least popular DK general doesn't mean that crafty doujinshika won't make a yaoi
manga about you.
6. ...that the fact you're not a Sailor Senshi doesn't mean that animators won't use stock footage when they draw you.
7. ...that your job is much more important than sexy demonic women with long dark blue hair and awesome bodies.
8. ...that you'll always be less popular than your gay colleague (who's really cute nonetheless) if there is one.
9. ...that the best way to disguise yourself is to change clothes once in a while.
10. ...that most Shinto priestesses are pyromaniacs.
11. ...that being bishounen and drop-dead gorgeous doesn't necessarily mean you won't be hunted down by sailor-suited
girls or frozen forever by a crazy woman who was made a queen for no apparent reason.
12. ...that only blonde *girls* can be considered stupid ^^.
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