You Know You Love Jadeite Too Much When...
1. Your parents start to wonder who's your mysterious best friend with a mineral's name you always blabber about.
2. You surf through all local jewelry stores in search of tiny red ear studs... and end up buying ten different pairs.
3. You are no longer scared by the fact that you have sexual fantasies about Jadeite while being male.
4. Every day you wear simple, ordinary clothers... but pretend that you're "disguised as a human".
5. You have a conniption each time you see a manga picture of Jadeite being burnt to death.
6. Come to think about it, you have a conniption each time you read ANYTHING bad about him...
7. Your relatives make you pay a visit to psychiatrist because of your fear of planes and black-haired young Shinto
priestesses...
8. ...and when they meet the psychiatrist after he had a talk with you, the poor doctor just stares at them and says:
"You know, it's NORMAL for your child to be afraid of planes, his beloved friend was almost killed by them..."
9. ...same goes for black-haired priestesses.
10. You have dreams about a 6th season of SM centering on Jadeite... all of your friends say that would be boring
as hell, but you know that they just have no taste...
11. Your Physics teacher doesn't get dazed anymore when you say that all energy is visible and looks somewhat like
whitish-blue smoke: he KNOWS where you got that...
12. You are pissed off by the majority of jokes about blondes, even though they are about girls anyway.
13. When your friends ask you about your favorite actor, you proudly announce: "Onosaka Masaya!". They just roll
their eyes with a "Who the heck is that?" expression, driving you mad... how can they NOT know him?! Too bad you
yourself have no idea of who Brad Pitt and Richard Gear are...
14. Finally, you realize that it's impossible to make Jadeite your lover... so now you consider becoming his best friend.
15. Every night you put a doujinshi picture of Jadeite looking VERY sexy under your pillow and kiss it before switching
off the lights.
16. In a bookstore you surf through books on minerals just to see the word "Jadeite" once more ^^.
17. You would rather have a tiny piece of jadeite than a handful of priceless diamonds.
18. You read this list (duh!).
19. You write this list.
20. You are kinda annoyed by the fact that Naru & Nephrite were in love in the anime... heck, where was that cute
Jadeite & Nephrite pairing?...
21. You believe that Jadeite *has* a personality.
22. You even can prove that.
23. After you've read the 3rd chapter of manga, you spent a lot of time thinking whom to kill first - Takeuchi Naoko or
Rei/Sailormars.
24. You suppose that Motoki is Jadeite's secret admirer who tries to be like him... in terms of looks at least.
25. More, you even start to think that Haruka is Jadeite's twin sister (though they're not too much alike in fact).
26. Your boy/girlfriend is Jadeite's #1 hater because he/she believes you like the general more than him/her. And yeah,
he/she is right of course ^^;;;.
27. You can't hate an anime character done by Onosaka Masaya... since a) that would be an offence to Jadeite and b)
Onosaka-sama is not Mamoru's seiyuu after all, and there are no characters that deserve being hated more than Mamoru
anyway.
28. (For guys) You would never find out that you were gay/bisexual if you hadn't met Jadeite in the anime world one day.
29. Jadeite himself comes up to your place and asks politely to stop thinking about him at least for a moment.
30. You can carry on anything just thinking about Jadeite!
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