Quotes About Melissa

"Melissa, Melissa...you're never at a lack of an opinion." - Mike Himes

"But she's a little girl!" - Jay Menefee

"Melissa, you're a funny little person, you know that?" - Lisa Blumenthal

"Melissa poops out quotes." - Ted Marks

"It's like you get drunk off of nothing!" - Ted Marks

"Are you sure you're not on something!?" - Rachel Kranch

"My God, Melissa's on crack. She's totally on crack!" - Lauren Liverman

"You know how rich people have their own vineyards to make their wine the way they like it? Well, she's gonna have her own herd of cattle." - Lisa Blumenthal

"Melissa is always trying to lose her voice." - Carla Radford

"Melissa has a gland which constantly secretes alcohol!" - Carla Radford

"If you don't eat healthier, one day your uterus is going to fall out!" - Mike Himes

"She needs to stop drinking!" - Ted Marks

"Mel is a stupid bitch with nothing else to do with her time besides spout out inane quotes about nothing and drink grain alchohol while displaying her breasts to the locals." - Ted Marks

"Melissa is vomitting quotes tonight." - Ted Marks

"I mean imagine Melissa and IS, those things just don't seem to go together." - Lauren Liverman

"Melissa drank herself blind!" - Dave Janowicz

"If I were not so happy....I would come to Wags and see you drunk and spitting on your floor and all would be right with the world again." - Mandy Kyle

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