Find a perfect partner for a serious
relationship or just a friend for fun!
List of goats seeking people:
Hi, Im Jessi! Im a fun-loving non-smoker who just loves a party! Im
looking for a fun-loving human who is looking to start a serious relationship with a goat!
Hi, im Mark! I like it firm and fruity. I enjoy ramming things
especially young boys. If you are looking for a good time call me!
||NAME: Matt Wenzel
Hi! Are you looking for a good time? Are you a well-hung African man
aged 22-69 free of herpes and knob rot? Well contact me NOW! (large afro pref.)
Hello sailors! Im an energetic down to Earth guy and I love
mountaineering. Im looking for a human who loves the outdoors and has plenty of energy to
last through the night.
List of people seeking goats:
Hi! Im a raving homosexual and I like sailing. Look at my glasses!!
Oh my god what was I thinking? Anyway, im looking for crew, if you know what I mean so
contact me now if you are male and like sailing.
Hi my name is Pauline Pantstealer,
I'm looking for a goat with experience in cooking fish & chips with a dergree
in Law or political science.
This Goat will have the pleasure of leading my One (Legged) Nation party into
the new millenium.
Im willing to pay but not if your a black goat and no more than i paid for my
filipino wife seen in the picture attached.
PS I know nothing about your pants being stolen or you dog being horny.
To get in contact with any of the customers please fill out this form:
If you are seeking a relationship and wish to submit a profile, email firstname.lastname@example.org and tell us a little about
yourself and what you are looking for.