Funny conversations inspired by abosolute boredom...
HeinousGrl: Arrrr matey! chips ahoy!!!!!! HeinousGrl: :) B1gPnis: you would be the lamest pirate ever B1gPnis: you don't even have scurvy decadence18: *bangs head on desk* decadence18: i know decadence18: wait, i should bang your head on the desk decadence18: *bangs your head(on desk)* B1gPnis: if you can manage to materialize things from pixels.. you would revolutionize the porn industry spunky emo grrl: i hate biology. taylor, will you shoot me? spunky emo grrl: i leave everything i own to you in my will spunky emo grrl: i will* B1gPnis: really B1gPnis: even your virginity? Jag22487: it has to have a talking toilet Jag22487: like the japanese have B1gPnis: a hole in the floor? Jag22487: will it talk? Jag22487: c'mon man Jag22487: you can dub the voices Jag22487: "i am pleased to accept your waste" Jag22487: "I AM PLEASED TO CONSTANTLY PAY ATTENTION TO AND ONLY TALK TO YOU, TROY!" B1gPnis: wow.. you have low self-esteem Jag22487: :-P Jag22487: thats damn right neonStreet15: i have a great idea for a tv show B1gPnis: ok B1gPnis: and that is? neonStreet15: it's called showdown neonStreet15: and it puts a couple who is expecting a baby against each other, and wqho ever wins get to decide if they have an abortion or keep it alive toymachine1k: where you been? B1gPnis: spanking toymachine1k: shhhh parents around B1gPnis: ohh.. in that case.. i was jerking off... if you catch my drift ;-) B1gPnis: there.. i used cryptic language toymachine1k: shhhh toymachine1k signed off at 4:01:57 PM. neonStreet15: are you going to the dance B1gPnis: no neonStreet15: sweet I won 20 bucks B1gPnis: .. why is that? B1gPnis: were you betting on me?!!? neonStreet15: yes but only because it was easy money B1gPnis: fucker neonStreet15: hey you would have doen the same neonStreet15: you know those pop ups for the spy camera B1gPnis: yeah neonStreet15:they say it's for all these non-sexual things and yet they have the sexy girl, as if you could take a peak at somebody like that neonStreet15: it neonStreet15:'s like almost porn and very evil neonStreet15: we need to make a commerical like that only we have this really fat guy in nothing box his boxers and he eats so much pizza he gets a stomach ache, and he sounds girly and he starts slapping his stomach and moaning and then we have another camera of a guy in the next room up nect to the wall beating off to what he thinks is some chick only it's a fat guy slapping his gut from too much pizza decadence18: i get so much pussy budweiser wants to put a billboard on my dick B1gPnis: your trying to hard to get on the convo page now... even though i'm still adding this like a hypocritical bastard decadence18: i know Auto response from spunky emo grrl: cleaning the kitty litter :P YUCK.
B1gPnis: :-( B1gPnis: eww. .your cleaning it with your tougne !?!? spunky emo grrl: NO. lol B1gPnis: damn B1gPnis: that would have been hot neonStreet15: when whould you say it's too soon to have sex with a dead person B1gPnis: when the body is still warm B1gPnis: then there almost living B1gPnis: i would say .. about the time there fingernails and hair stops growing.. then you can fuck them neonStreet15: eric had the best line to that neonStreet15: he said I don't touch anything thats under six months dead B1gPnis: hah decadence18: are you hungry? B1gPnis: yeah decadence18: because i have to take a shit B1gPnis: hahaha B1gPnis: we can kill two birds with one stone neonStreet15: I wish you didn't undertsand the concept of mirrors B1gPnis: why is that? neonStreet15: it would be funny you could be in the bathroom neonStreet15: and see some guy and say back off guy I don't swing that way STRATUSBIT: i drank 2 pints of bacardi o plus a blunt B1gPnis: well.. if you 'drank' a blunt .. then you must really be fucked up by now decadence18: ::anal rapes you:: B1gPnis: :: laughs as he remembers the mouse trap he cleverly placed in his rectum :: ... take that Xx84metallica84x: hey have u evert mailed ally ur dick so u gusy could have sex or whatever?? B1gPnis: no... it slipped threw the cracks in the envolope Xx84metallica84x: i dont know im not a really into cheese flavored dicks B1gPnis: for the last time... i have syphillis on my cock.. not cheddar Xx84metallica84x: hahaha Xx84metallica84x: WELL IT STILL TAKES LIEK CHEESE Xx84metallica84x: i dditn ask for a duet B1gPnis: sorry B1gPnis: stage hog Xx84metallica84x: im also a penis hog B1gPnis: true B1gPnis: never get in a threesome with you B1gPnis: your a greedy bitch STRATUSBIT: there's a girl that didnt work out before and she want to be friends B1gPnis: ohh B1gPnis: rape her B1gPnis: :-) STRATUSBIT: nah STRATUSBIT: she hot but nah B1gPnis: .. um.. i was joking.. the fact that you honestly considered it scares me B1gPnis: women are objects decadence18: if i were near u, id kick you in the nuts B1gPnis: if i could.. i would sure save money on dominatrixes BBFace113: yo bitch im back. B1gPnis: don make me buss a cap in yo azz BBFace113: oh please do, i heard it feels good. BBFace113: j/k!!!! B1gPnis: um.. i said bust a cap in your ass... not bust a nut in your ass...?
DanielleLgh: i think its time for a new computer B1gPnis: what are the specs on yours now B1gPnis: (nerd lingo) DanielleLgh: lol DanielleLgh: and you know i have no idea B1gPnis: yeah B1gPnis: i just felt like flexing my dork muscle DanielleLgh:trying to make me feel inferior are you? DanielleLgh: well, i bet i know more about something than you B1gPnis: no ( yes ) B1gPnis: :-) DanielleLgh: im not sure what, but theres gotta be something out there B1gPnis: hah B1gPnis: mm.. female anatomy B1gPnis: i'm sure you could beat me on that one DanielleLgh: lol probably not ;-) im sure you've seen it more than me B1gPnis: hahah B1gPnis: yeah.. your right.. i have seen you naked more than yourself B1gPnis: you want her... i can see it in your eyes B1gPnis: and your pants B1gPnis: but mostly your eyes neonStreet15: I hope you die B1gPnis: then i will come back as an evil spirit B1gPnis: and haunt you neonStreet15: go for it, I'll eat your soul B1gPnis: psch.... fat bitch neonStreet15: souls are like celerly it's like eating negative calories B1gPnis: hah B1gPnis: you should go on a 'soul diet' neonStreet15: drink Diet Soul B1gPnis: ... for the vampire on the run neonStreet15: is the bio homework hard B1gPnis: no B1gPnis: the questions are sub-standard B1gPnis: 6th grade shit neonStreet15: which mean B1gPnis: you should have a hard time with it Xx84metallica84x: butima so angry B1gPnis: is that some kind of hindu god? Xx84metallica84x: but ima* B1gPnis: right B1gPnis: talk funny to me SweetblueXOXO: how>? B1gPnis: i don't know B1gPnis: be spontanious SweetblueXOXO: lool SweetblueXOXO: well i like cheese on a stick B1gPnis: that sounds like an STD toymachine1k: get eq toymachine1k: thats how u can really tell its me B1gPnis: i had a dream the other night that was based in 800x600 resolution toymachine1k: well i dream 1078x986 toymachine1k: or something like that =) B1gPnis: ohh.. how i loathe you.... Sk8PrInCeZz029: r u still going out with allie? B1gPnis: yeah B1gPnis: you? Sk8PrInCeZz029: i love u B1gPnis: i love myself too... frequently decadence18: http://end.at/karma B1gPnis: do you think i need a link? decadence18: no decadence18: i didnt feel like dragging my mouse all the way over to the internet icon B1gPnis: hah B1gPnis: so you sent yourself a link.. that is truly sad decadence18: i love it when people die from cancer decadence18: my cousin did decadence18: cancer = ratings neonStreet15: soon i will cum pure blood, becoming the object for all gay vampires
decadence18: wow, hes gay decadence18: i love the 'dont look' flash decadence18: lmao decadence18: shit, he's jerking off to the beat of one of the song im listening to B1gPnis: if man is five, and the devil is six, god is seven..... .... .. what is algea? B1gPnis: a fraction i would assume? B1gPnis: if i cant get the ladies when i'm alive B1gPnis: at least i can be satisfied as a cadavre decadence18: yeah decadence18: i want to volunteer my body as a sex toy to necropheliacs STRATUSBIT: wut is it B1gPnis: a funny little birth defect STRATUSBIT: ok B1gPnis: birth defects make me laugh.. they are like gods way of saying
"He isn't as good as you"