Phil- or Devilman

Ah Phil. Well, to start, he's one of my best friends. I've known him for 13 years. That has made me the fucked up person i am today. Thanks Buddy! His hobbies include thinking he's a caterpiller when he is drunk, which is most of the time. Also, when he's drunk he usually ends out pantless. Or if it's New Years, entirely naked. However, what's great about Phil is that he's rich and willing to drive me places. No, seriously, what's great about Phil is that he is a kind, caring, sensitive person. Now, if he could only cut down on his annoying, bragging side, he would be one of the best people in the world. Also, if you want to see him get knighted, sign his petition. He also has his own webpage. What? You think I'm going to give him a free plug? Yeah right!