Maria- She Plays Handball

Maria's automatically cool because I yacked all over her house and she didn't kill me. She's now 18, which means she can drink and go to clubs and bars. Ha! Also, as the title says, she plays handball and apparently she's pretty good, although I have never seen her play. She's on the same team as Sarah, who she also shares a locker with in school. Apparently, they write notes to each other insulting me in writing behind my back, which probably means something. One thing about Maria is that she doesn't put up with my shit. She's always there to put me down with a quip. She is fun to be around however. And by the way, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FLOOR!