Jon- Hey My Dad's From Guana

Jon gets a lot of grief about being black, even though he's not. (If you don't know me and you're reading this, don't worry, we are not racists) His skin is just dark. Jon is one of the smarter people I know as far as life smarts. He's also my fellow drinking buddy. (I'm glad if I'm you're hero). If I'm not massively drunk, he is. And if I'm in a heavy state of drunkeness, he's usually there to help me out. He's also probably the easiest to talk to out of the group, and he's great to be around.