Brian- He's Big but I call him Blinky

Brian is one big bad ass. In dealing with him, you just call him sir and hope he doesn't snap at you. Some would call him a gentle giant, but not me. I nearly piss my pants everytime he says something to me. His calling in life is to probably be a bouncer, but don't tell him that. Oh wait, I guess I just did. I'm in trouble.