Anthony- Da Pimp

Anthony is a character. With his pimp clothes and spiked hair, he's easy to spot in a crowd. To name all his adventures would take too long, so here are some highlights. Anthony is the one who usually strips Phil at our parties. There's also a picture of him giving it to Phil up the ass that is a bit interesting. He also exposed himself to me to prove he wasn't masterbating to porn. And there is of course the obssessive mooning. Just so that you know he isn't gay, Anthony has been going out with Sarah for over 2 years. And trust me, it's not just a cover up, because I've heard their bedsprings. Also, Anthony has been stealing my lunch for 10 years now, so he owes me. Overall, Anthony is a warm-hearted, caring individual that always takes care of the drunks at our parties, despite being drunk himself. He just tries his best to hide this.