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Our Crazee Poetry!

Okay, we made up most of these ourselves, and we have also included other groovy ones too! FEEL THE INSANITY!!!! Warning: these poems contain strong language, opinions, and insanity.


Kat's Poems Of The 21st Century


This Is A Poem

I like mice
They are nice
I don't like rice
Take my advice
Eat a slice
With spice
In a vice
I roll a dice
Felix has lice
Yes-er-ri-bob!!!

Take My Hat

Take my hat
From that cat
On the mat
See where it's sat?
In MY hat
That damn cat
It's so fat!

It's the colour blue
Under that yew
Next to that shoe
DAMN YOU!
ACHOOOOOOO!
Bless you!
Poo!

Will I get it back?
I'm talking to you Jack!
Ooh! Look! A yak!
Go and hack
You want a smack?
That
BASTARD!

I got a new one
The colour of the sun
Would you like a plum?
My foot is numb
I think I'm dumb!
Yeay! I won!
A rabbit's thumb!

Sheep Look Out!

Watch out sheep! Foot and mouths about!
If you want to say alive I would run!
The government wants to shoot you down
So...
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!


Our Combined Madness


Sarah Groovy!

She likes:
X-files
Manic smiles
Pink clouds
Kat Downes
Fat rats
Bobble hats
Tie-dye
Blue sky
Pokemon
Marilyn Manson
Scary rides
Big round eyes
Hippie beads
Big green trees
TV shows
Chocobos!
Lots of blood
Robin Hood
Fairy Wings
Shiny Things
HTML
I'll see you in hell!!!

Kat!

She likes:
Manga films
Happy pills
Final Fantasy
He he. Clowns are funny!
Rock music
SUCK MY DICK!!
Teddy bears
Who cares!
Silly stuff!
BUM FLUFF!!!!!!
Monty Python
Marilyn Manson
I blow goats
TOAST!!
Radio active chemicals
Damn sea gulls!
Spooky kids
Lids
Monkeys
Toonamie
Silly skirts
My Brain Hurts!

The Yak And The Frog

There once was a frog and a yak
Who looked like a pile of cack!
One wore the frills
One needed pills
To get rid of the hair on her back


Sarah's cRaZy Warblings


Monkey Nose

There was a monkey and he was called Fred
He fell out of a tree and hit his head
When he woke up he was dead
Startled to find he had no nose!

"O where has my nose gone?!" the poor monkey cried
"Without I feel as if I have died
And gone to a nose-less land inside
A large tin can full of peas."

But Lo! Alas! The nose never returned
The Monkey fell into a can and was burned
By a large cattle prod which in turn overturned
Many a primate per week.

As the years went on the monkey toiled
To get out of the can, but alas, was boiled
And the moral of the story my child <-- said in funny accent :)
Is never trust nose-less monkeys!!!