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Of course, these are not real gods and goddesses (we don't know all of the real ones!) - these are just 'people' who we, in a fit of insanity, have briefly hailed as our New God!
- Don-Roo
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He was first discovered by K@ and Sarah. K@ became scared by the insane antics of her friend Carrie, and yelled "Now's the time to run!" Unfortunately, Sarah's ears needed syringing and thought she had said "Now's the time Don-Roo. This must have been a signal to a new god to destroy the earth! He was later worshipped in an improvisation drama class where they went upon a quest to find the Blue Jade Monkey.
- Nneka Mekka
- He is the Great Elephant God of the magical and wonderous land of Burton-Upon Trent. It's under the sea. See the Conspiracy page for more information!
- Pilgrim the Sheep
- He is small cardboard sheep worshipped by Sarah and her friend Lauren over their great love of 'Pilgrim's Choice' cheddar cheese. Unfortunately they realised they were actually sitting in a church whilst worshipping this false idol - how blasphemous! Pilgrim was quickly discarded when he brought them both bad luck in Bridge.
- Jamie (with rainbow gloves!)
- Sarah's new friend Jamie quickly became her new God when she saw his absolutely amazing rainbow gloves. They rock - they are glittery too! Jamie is also a very cool person - worship him now!
- Real Fruit Milk
- The sacred Real Fruit Milk is actually cherry+strawberry flavoured milk. However, it sent Kat, Ruth and Sarah completely high after just sniffing it - they proceeded to consume the whole carton, fall about in hysterical laughter for about an hour, then, ahem, try to make more with milk and tinned fruit. Sad, but true. But it's soooooo tasty! We hail it as our New God!
- Frodo
- Frodo Baggins is from the greatest book ever - The Lord Of The Rings. After becoming obsessed with the book we were ecstatic to hear of the film - so much so that Kat now has a shrine to Frodo! He is truly wonderous - but he only just beats Legolas!
- Steve Threlfall
- He is the wicked guy from the HulaHoops ad - not only was he the official sponsor, but he was worthy of Godliness! Twas a sad say when he was struck from the sponsor lists for eating gasp a non-HulaHoop snack! And don't lie - you really want a HulaHoop house too!
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