Okay this is a page all about treves. The word trev, I think, is a Bathonian word. I cannot possibly say where it came from or what it means, it just became and now is. In other parts of the UK they are called 'townies' 'scallies' 'scullies' or 'Majellas'. Some people may find this page a bit offencive and if you do then I'm sorry, I was just in a bad mood when I wrote this page. I would also like to point out that not all trevs are bad and the features I have listed of the classic trev don't apply to them all.
* They are a distant relative to the Essex girl, however they are (as far as I know) nationwide and can also be male. They are a kind of strange hybred between Boy Racers and Essex Girls who have migrated.
* They wear lots of 'gold' jewlery. Girls wear multiple gold hoop earings with a clasped hand desingn, chains, and medallians on rings and neklaces. The males wear the rings and chains and usually an earing or two. These items of jewelery usually leave green marks on the owners neck/ hand because, of course they are made of high quality 'gold'.
* They wear sports brand everything - shoes, trousers, polo shirts, coats, bags, jumpers, even though they don't play any sports. NB A pictue of male and female trevs can be viewed above
* Their sports brand clothes usually come from 'down market' which means like the jewelery they are of high quality. usually the kappa gear is 2 women sitting back to back and the Nike stuff is either 'Nick' or with the arrow lying on it's side.
* They start smoking at around 3 and smoke about 30 a day (slight exaggeration).
* The girls wear a mask or orange foundation, and white, pastel (or a strange combination of both) eyeliner.
* They don't speak properly - they don't say 't's' in words (water become woow-er), they swear every 5 seconds, and use 'innit' (which sounds like innee) at every possible oppertunity.
* They drive around red, black or white Golf GTI's, Peugout 205's, Ford Escorts and many others, with the suspension tigented so much as to be of no use; blacked out window (using binliners); huuuuuuuuuuuuuggggeee spoilers (the bigger the better); even bigger alloy wheels (in gold preferably); a big sound system to pump out those phat beats; green or red trim on the door; and a (preferably) Kenwood sticker on the backwindow. Thus totally crapping up their car.
* The boys always wear baseball caps (set on their smallest setting) perched on their head.
* They seem to reproduce quicker than the rest of us teenagers.
* They act dumb even though most do actually have brains.
* They hunt in packs (of about 50)
* The all have the same attitude, voice, hairstyle, smell (fags and Impulse spray), even handwriting.
* They all have bad attitude problems.
They are evil bullies of evrythink not trevvy and sometimes even turn on each other.
* The girls scrape their hair back so tightly their eyes get pulled up. They fix their hair with so much hairspray it becomes solid. They take the frount pieces of hair out of the ponytail and glue them to their face with more hairspray. The cut off the hair just infrount or their ears and fix these sideburns to their cheeks.
* They steal other peoples clothes and accessories. They have taken over Buffalo shoes, hoodie sweaters, bangles, big trousers, flares, dog collars, studed belts, denim, beads etc etc. They can't get any ideas of their own and have to copy everyone else.
This is another view of trevs which I have stolen from someone else' site. I did email the person but their email account wasn't active... anway here it is:
A trev's sole purpose in life is to leave school (having spent as little time as possible there) buy a Ford Escort with blacked-out windows and a boot full of speakers, and a puffy jacket, and then proceed to marry the closest 16yr old tart (Extra points are gained for marrying a tart who already has children, if you dont know who the father of the children is, give yourself another 10 points)
Having gained your Ford Escort, you must now spend the rest of your life driving round the closest town, with 'The Best Bass Beat album in the world...EVER' on your stereo, whistling at any nice girls you see, and shouting at old ladies
(but dont be TOO nasty to them, because, as a Trev, old ladies provide your source of income)
