* Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited again...
* I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to pronounce.
* Your opinion isn't wrong. You are just incredibly stupid.
* I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
* I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn
to worship me.
* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
* I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
* It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.
* I can see your point, but I still think you're full of
shit.
* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
11. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
* I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a
damn.
* I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
* I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you.
* Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.
* The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
an artist.
* Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
* What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
* I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
* Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial
* People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
* And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
* Do I look like a people person?
* I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
* Sacrasm is just one more service we offer.
* If I throw a stick, will you leave?
* Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
* I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
* Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
* Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
* Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
* Just because you're right doesn't mean I can't lie and
take credit for it myself.
* You are still working under the assumption that I care.
* I don't hate you, that would require too much effort I
don't want to waste on you.
* I love deadlines, I especially love the swooshing sound
they make as they fly by...
* Years from now we're both going to look back at this and
laugh. Until then, I can laugh for both of us.
* You're my punishment from my last lifetime, right?
* 1-900-DIAL-A-FUCKUP is offering rebates...right?
* I'm sorry, I can't help you. My insurance policy doesn't
cover "acts of complete ignorance".
* I take you completely seriously, Mr. Snookey-Wookums...
* You're going to have to remove your head from up your ass
so you can make room for my foot, please.
* Is that your face, or did your neck just throw up?
* Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a jerk.
* She's a few fries short of a happy meal.
* She's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
* Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
* Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself.
* Your about as slow as a turtle crawling through peanut butter.
* Don't go away mad, just go away!
* He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes...
* She has Van Gogh's ear for music.
* The engine is running but there's nobody at the wheel.
* You're about as bright as a burned out light bulb in a dark room.
* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
* If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
* Her best friend once sent her a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
* Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
* A few clowns short of a circus.
* He's about as exciting as my wall.
* I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
* The amount you know could be written in capital letters on the back of a postage stamp.
* He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
* You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on underside of the heel.
* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
* I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
* I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day!
* I know I'm fat but you're ugly and I can loose weight
* If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
* The lights are on but no one's home.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
* I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
* I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
* You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
* The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
* I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
* He's as sharp as a beach ball.
* If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt & teach it to walk backwards!
* Everyone is entitled to be [stupid/ugly] but you're abusing the privilage.
* Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
* Why are you here, and what can I do to change that?
* I would engage you in a battle of wits but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
* Here's 20p, call somebody who cares.
* You may have a point there, but if you part your hair different, no one would see.
* A few carrots short of a casserole.
* Forgot to pay his brain bill.
* You give stupidity a bad name.
* Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
* Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville, population: You.
* You! Off my planet!
* It's called thinking, you should try it sometime.
* I got what I want. Now leave.
* I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
* I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
* I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
