* Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
* Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
* When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
* Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
* Offer name tags to everyone getting in the lift. Wear yours upside-down.
* Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
* Greet everyone getting in the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
* Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
* On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
* When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
* Meow occassionally.
* Bet the other passengers you can fit a penny in your nose.
* Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
* Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the lift.
* Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
* Shout "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
* Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
* Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
* Say "Ding!" at each floor.
* Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
* When the lift is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
* Listen to the lift walls with a stethoscope.
* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
* Greet complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along..
* Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
* Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
* Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
* Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
* Make race car noises when people get on and off.
* Do Tai Chi exercises.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
* Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
* Stare accusingly at someone, and when they look at you, say, "Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!"
* Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.
* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
* Hold the door open for invisible people.
* Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.
* Suddenly grasp your heart, let out a wail, and fall to the ground. Then get back up like nothing happened.
* Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
* Start humming a single note until you’re out of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue like nothing happened.
