Top 10 Hints for McDonalds Customers.

After 14 Months serving customers in my local McDonalds restaurant I thought it might make my job a little bit easier if I told you the sort of things that annoy/irritate us in the hopes that you might take notice of them and not do them anymore.

 

     Number 10:

Don't complain about spending 20 minutes queuing to be served and then stand there for a further 30 minutes while you decide what you want. 

 

    Number 9:

Don't wait until you get to the front of the queue before calling your 15 children over to tell you what they want.

 

    Number 8:

        We are not all idiots who can't get a job anywhere else, please don't treat us like we are.

 

    Number 7:    

        When ordering you do not need to put a 'Mc' before each syllable.

 

    Number 6:

Buying a 'Diet Coke' with your meal doesn't negate the fattening effects of the Super size Double Quarter Pounder meal you are about to consume.

 

    Number 5:

            Special orders take a little bit longer to prepare than normal food.  Face It!

 

    Number 4:

It is not OK to sit down and then send your 4 year old Son/Daughter over with a £10 note to recite your order to the floor while avoiding Eye Contact with all staff members.

 

    Number 3:

We don't care if you arrived at 10:25 we stop cooking breakfast at 10:30 and will not swap the kitchen back over to Breakfast food just because you want a muffin.

                Number 2:

Looking at someone's name badge and then adding their name to the end of every sentence isn't as hilarious as you think.

 

    NUMBER 1:

NO WE HAVEN'T MET RONALD MCDONALD LATELY AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL WITH HIS HAIR IS.