Ahh…this is the life. Warm sun, comfy spot, who could ask for anything more?
Something tickles her back.
Mmph…feels like Raph’s going at my bikini strings again.
“Mmm, quit it, Raph. That tickles,” she murmurs, moving a hand to swat his away.
The tickling goes away just long enough to lull her into a light sleep.
“Hey,” she murmurs, once the tickling resumes.
When it doesn’t stop, she sighs and rolls over to look at the source of the annoyance. Mike’s there, not Raph, with a black magic marker and a wicked grin on his face.
Oh…it’s Mikey. Mikey with a …marker?
“Mike…? What’re you doing?”
“Uhm…running?”
Before she can reply, Mike takes off running, and there’s a snickering behind her.
“Hey, baby, didn’t know those bullet scars made that pattern,” Raph comments with a wicked grin.
“Gah, MIKEY!!” she screams before leaping to her feet and taking off after him.
He grins as HLM bolts past him after his brother. Breathing in her spicy scent mingled with the humidity of the summer air and the suntan lotion. He watches her tackle and tickle torture Mike into submission.
She’s so beautiful, but…she’s so different from Diana. He sighs. I wonder what she’s doing now…
Meanwhile, Diana and her husband are engaged in a battle of horrific proportions.
“I don’t know if we’re going to make it through this one, love!” Jae shouts to Diana, struggling to hold off the hoard of small figures.
“We don’t have any!! Go away!” Diana screams at them.
This is gonna give me nightmares.
She falls back a few steps.
“We want pokemon! We want pokemon!” chants the crowd of insane children, thier thousands of little bodies pushing forward in a huge crushing force.
“No!!!” Husband and wife scream in unison as they turn tail and RUN!
In conclusion, that, friends, is part of the reason why the Author HATES pokemon. THEY MUST ALL DIE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Author feels something poking her in the ribs. She turns to see HLM standing there.
“Uh, hi,” the Author says uncertainly, stepping away from the mike.
“What was that?” HLM asks.
“Wull…uh…”
Diana steps into the light. “I mean, jeeze, pitting Jae and me against crazed Pokemon fans?! The horror!”
The Author cringes away from the two characters.
“Wait a second…I’m writing this thing! I have ultimate control!” The Author laughs megalomaniacly.
“Wrong,” Jae speaks up, “you wrote yourself into this mess.”
“Aw hell,” Raph speaks up, “let’s just get back to the story!”
“Um…uh…yeah!” She grins at Raph. “You were always my favorite turtle, you know.”
He simply flashes her a wicked grin and starts flipping one of his sai in his hand.
“Eep…well…uh…on with the show…”
Red hair and silver armor flash in the sunlight as the young woman twists to avoid the deadly blow being dealt by the slender man who seems to glow with an evil light all his own. The beautiful young warrior finishes her twist to make a strike at the man’s knees. Her return blow would be effective, if the man was still there. All that’s left of him, though, is a shimmering in the air.
“Shimatta!” Diana curses.
“Lady Diana, we must follow him,” the sword speaks into her head at the same moment a blond haired young man teleports in, katana drawn, and disheveled from his own battle.
“Love, I was fighting those robots, and they suddenly just stopped!” he exclaims, slightly breathless. “What happened? Did we win?”
“He escaped. We have to go after him, damnit.”
“Lady Diana…Lord Jadeite, we must go now,” the sword’s mental voice breaks in.
“How do we know where he went?” Jae asks, looking to the glowing sword in his beloved’s hands.
“I know where he is. Let us go,” the sword orders, almost forcing Diana to slice through the realities, opening a gash with a deafening roll of thunder. Within seconds, Diana and Jae disappear into the sparkling darkness.