On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five Golden Undies
*HLM BLINKS and looks down* WHAT the...?! I didn't put these on this morning...! ...where'd my cloths go?!?
four Ninja Turtles
*Raph snickers* Good look on ya..
<HLM> Hey, YOU wanna wear 'em?
<Don> What would you wear, then, HLM?
*HLM blushes and mutters*
three Yumpers Yumping,
<Yumper 1> WE YUMP FOR THE GUS!!
two bean bag turtles
*S'kette turns, admiring her GUs* Oohh...look at how they sparkle in the sunlight...
and a Moron in a pear tree!
<HLM> AGH!! I'm getting DOWN!! *starts climbing down*