On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three Yumpers Yumping,
*Deranged Yumpers 1, 2 and 3 yump over the tree*
two bean bag turtles
*Spork ACKS and ducks* Gah...lil' low there, #3.
and a Moron in a pear tree!
<HLM> I'll "Moron in a pear tree" you! *grumbles*