The Twelve
Days of Christmas
Rewritten by Emilie May (I claim no ownership of the original of this song, or to any characters besides HLM, and no money's bein' made offa it)
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Moron In A Pear Tree!
<HLM> The Moron don't wanna BE in the pear tree, though...!! How'd I get here?!