Baby, baby your BAL's off the scale
Baby, baby your BAL's off the scale
You better sit right back
Let me tell you a cautionary tale

You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail today

Papa's in the glovebox lookin' for a can of ale
Papa's in the glovebox lookin' for a can of ale
Mama's workin' real hard, earnin' cash ta pay his bail

You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail today

A really drunk driver's like to crash on through a rail
A really drunk driver's like to crash on through a rail
If ya drive ya shouldn't drink
Cause sober drivers will prevail

Jack and Jill went walkin' on a little trail
Jack and Jill went walkin' on a little trail
Drunk driver killed Jill, now his guilt won't ever fail

You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail
You gotta drunk drive, and go ta jail to stay