19 05:54:12 2001
once upon a time there was a great realm called
ThELanDOFMilkAnDHoneY, ruled by the good Queen Alexi
(a TAer whom you will recall and miss). that great land
had a Lord of Chaos by the name of Kheas, and i became
Vicelord of Chaos. I'm dead now, in character, but i'm
also a ghost, so i don't know where i stand as per my
old titles, but i don't know if i'm in a position to offer anyone titles of their own. still, i was the viceroyrogers of the place, as the king and queen went away. it was in my keeping, and i don't know if any shall ever return. so i guess i'm as qualified as anybuddy to mete out titles. and so, henceforth, i proclaim you to be the Speaker of the Chaos.