Welcome to my "Movie Reviews" page where you'll find the latest titles of movies getting bad-mouthed by me; yours truely.

HAHAHAHAHA, MORE PAIN FOR HOLLYWOOD!!

Can we say retarded? I'm not even going to dignify this movie with a review. Instead I will leave the review up to my arch nemisis, Albert Furgossen.

THANK YOU DANIEL. FIRST OFF THIS MOVIE WAS THE COOOOLEST! IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN POWER RANGWRS!! GOGO POWER RANGERS! NAW NAW NAW YEAHJ!!!! YOU ARE SO COOL. THIS MOVIE IS BY THFAR THE BESTESYT NOBIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WERLD!!!!

The best movie, eh? Haven't you ever seen Casablanca?

CASABLANCA??? WHAT IS THAT, SOME KIND OF COFFEE

This movie is more racist than border run!! I mean COME ON!!! When they say, "The Mexican" do they just mean the gun, or is Brad Spit supposed to turn out to be some sacred Mexican princess at the end? They don't belong in Mexico anyway! GET YOUR PALE WHITE BUTTS BACK IN THE COUNTRY CLUB!

Here's my review for ol' man Hopkin's latest flic, "HANNIBAL" and I'm not here to say some stupid panzie joke like "Oh, it was a mouth-watering movie that you could really sink your teeth into!" I MEAN GET WITH IT PEOPLE!! What kind of fruit do you think I am?!?! Anyways Hannibal is back with some red-eye (oooh, terrible mistake for the cameraman) and eats people in ITALY! This is a terrible setting!!!!!!! How many other cannibals are in italy?? Oh gee, i dunno...Just the entire population!!!!

MONKEY BONE SUCKED!!!! I dunno what's going on around here!!! And where the heck was Kelsey Grammar?!?! It said something about "Frasier" being in this movie, but all i saw was some punk cartoonist with a bad hair-cut. NO NO NO, YOU MORONS, NOT ME!!!!!

What women want? I tell you what women want. They wanna see this crazy fool get socked in the face with a two by four, for saying he knows what women want. And I tell you what else women want, they want ME. The best part of the whole movie was when he puts on all that face paint and charges his men towards the English army.

This movie was cool enough. But never let a bull watch it. He'll charge straight for the screen. The same thing with that movie "Pitch Black" I don't see what that movie had to do with black people, but the camera filming was a disgrace. Even if it was filmed by two hippies. And where the heck was Neil Armstrong? He could have wasted those panzy robots with his golf clubbing skills.

102 obnoxious Dalmations, a crazy lady who's clothes must smell REALLY bad, and a stupid bird. And don't you just love the commercial advertisement when it shows all the Dalmations falling from the sky? I can't wait till they splatter on the ground. Disney is the devil!!!