You know you're obsessed when . . .
1. You get really mad if someone doesn't reply, "Thank yo," after you say thank you because it just doesn't seem right without a Groucho Marx reply. (A Day At The Races)2. Your little brother and his friends (or kids you're babysitting for) are playing Indians. They put grease on their cheeks as warpaint, but you, however, put it all around your upper lip and eyebrows. (Duck Soup)
3. Guess who you're being for Halloween.
4. Every time you pass a mirror you stand in front of it and make all these funny faces and stuff to make sure it's really a mirror. (Duck Soup)
5. You try to do things to a piano that are hardly imaginable. ('Races, A Night At The Opera)
6. Whenever you see 2 people putting up wallpaper you automatically think of Harpo and Chico. ('Races)
7. Whenever you see a Twix you automatically think of a cigar, therefore, you buy as many as you can and treat each one as if they were $100 cigars.
8. Speaking of $100, you think of it whenever you see a duck, or vise versa.
9. You try to get your $100 from the duck.
10. If you hear people talking about stucco you wonder if that could be a 6th Marx Brother or just a silly name for plaster.
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