"That's my Moo!" -Lenny-

"I'm no hero. I just like hittin' people." -Nelson Munts-

"Duff Man can't die. Only the actors who play him." -Duff Man-

"You're the camel!" -Homer Simpson-

"We nuns cannot fly." "Too much junk in the trunk, eh?" "Yes." -Homer Simpson and a Brazillian nun-

"I don't wanna walk that far. Because anything that takes twelve steps isn't worth doing! Get it? Twelve?! Steps?!" -Homer Simpson-

"Trying is the first step towards failure." -Homer Simpson-

"Purple drapes! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!" -Ned Flanders-

"Screw Flanders!" -Homer Simpson-

"Looks like Heaven's easier to get into than Arizona state!" -Ned Flanders-

"Here comes two!" -Abraham Simpson and Homer Simpson-

"I can't believe you don't shut up!" -Apu-

"That's the stupidest story I've ever heard, and I've read the whole Sweet Valley Twins series." -Moe Sizzlac-

"So, gotta pee, huh?" -Lenny-

"In about fifteen minutes I'd take off that wedding dress, or yer gonna look crazy." -Homer Simpson-

"Red room. Red room. Over there." -Tod Flanders-

"It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce foilage." -Marge Simpson-

"My beard! I broke my beard!" -Jasper-

"Listen up rummy! Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerkin' suds on the side?" "...Um...yes?" -Rex Banner and Barney Gumble-

"You gave both dogs away?! You know how I feel about giving!" -Homer Simpson-

"I'm going out to get the dog." "The good dog or the bad dog?" "The bad dog." "Aw, good."
-Bart and Homer Simpson-

"In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!" -Homer Simpson-

"Look, Daddy! I'm a torso!" -Tod Flanders-

"Thank you for coming." "Thank you for getting me out of work." -Principal Skinner and Homer Simpson-

"Could you BE any more...Hel-lo!" -Homer Simpson-

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!" -Comic Book Guy-

"Oh bitch, bitch, bitch!" -Abraham Simpson-

"Wow....Wow....Wow...." -Homer Simpson-

"This fortune cookie feels heavy as if there were some paper inside." -Homer Simpson-

"Well I'll be a son of a witch." -Bart Simpson-

"Attention every one... Uh...um...uh... Work harder---bye." -Lenny-

"You're like my mommy after a box of wine." -Ralph Wiggum-

"He's got the tape of Kent Brockman picking his nose. ...Look! He's picking his nose!" -Milhouse Vanhoutan-

"I need blood." -Maggie Simpson-

"My bubble, my rules." -Bart Simpson-

"Save me, Mr. X! Oh wait, I'm Mr. X. Ohh!" -Homer Simpson-

"Me no pig." -Homer Simpson-

"Whoa! Whoa, dammit!" -Dr. Julius Hibberts-

"All for Silas, all for Silas." -Silas, from the Hobo's tall tale of Tom and Huck-

"Why I'm ever so pissed!" -Li'l Vicky-

"Moochie Moochie!" -Bart Simpson-

"My mistake was grabbing the cheese." -Chief Wiggum-

"Bad posture has floggled and froozzled your neck. I'll stop talking like this if you write me a check." --

"You can dance. You can dance. Everybody look at your pants." -Homer Simpson-

"Sparkle sparkle!" -Bart Simpson-

"Marge...they're hams, ok?" -Homer Simpson-

"Oh, real mature, Lenny." -Homer Simpson-

"Help! She's touching my special area!" -Ralph Wiggum-

"WOO-HOO! Beer beer beer! Bed bed bed!" -Homer Simpson-

"Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!" -Ned Flanders-

"Homer....Are you laughing at me?" -Marge Simpson-

"What's wrong with my sundays?" -Marge Simpson-

"You ducks are really trying my patience!...But you're so cute!" -Apu-

"Even my boogers taste spicy!" -Ralf-

"You smell like dead bunnies." -Ralf-

"You make me so mad I could fall asleep, I---ZZZZZZzzzzzz..." -Apu-