Me and Groucho
(An About Me page.)
Save us now!
So I was at my grandma and grandpa's house and it was a boring Saturday night. She came in with
the TV Guide and told us what was on that night. The only things that looked semi-interesting
were Jurassic Park and A Day at the Races. Take a lucky guess at which one we picked.
That, unfortunately, started my Marx Brothers...uh...insanity, as I like to call it.
Alrighty, so finally there's your explaination to why I made this site (other than the
fact that the Marx Brothers are just plain cool and everyone should be obsessed with them. Then
again...maybe that's a little dangerous afterall).
Can you imagine what would've happened if I chose Jurasic Park? I would've missed one of
the greatest movies of all time!
More about me:
Most people call me Tonnie. I grew up in the entertainment of Jack Benny, Stan Freeberg, The Little Rascals, the Smothers Brothers, the MASH TV show, the Fox Kids Network, and the Columbus Symphony Orchestra. I turned out all right, don't you think?
...Alright, now I see that I've annoyed you a little too much with
this, so until I remember what else I was planning to do with this page, you're free...FOR NOW!
Away From This Place Of Torture
I'M VERY WELL AWARE THAT I USED IMPROPER GRAMMAR FOR THE TITLE OF THIS PAGE!