Quotes

Here's the quotes that have been on my page in the past months. I hope you enjoy them! And if you use any of them, please, link to me and let me know!


July/August 04: "I had a dream last night that I was asleep and I dreamt it while I was awake."
-Hawkeye, M*A*S*H-

May/June 04: "...Nothing stands still, except in our memory."
-Philippa Pearce-

March/April 04: "The the only problem with America's foreign policy is that they don't have one."
-BethieMunk's dad-

January/February 04: "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own."
-Jonathan Swift-

November/December 03: "Every time you discover something significant, you start all over again."
-James Rickard-

September/October 03: "The time when you need to do something is when no one else is willing to, when people are saying it can't be done."
-Mary Frances Berry-

August 03: "I'm not losing my mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere."
-a bumper sticker-

July 03: "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

June 03: "You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you."
-C. S. Lewis-

May 03: "Treasure each other in recognition that we do not know how long we shall have each other."
-Joshua Loth Liebman-

April 03: "If you can't look at something in humor then why look at anything at all?"
-BethieMunk-

February/March 03: "Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."
-James Baldwin-

January 03: "Men have it easy; women have it hard. Women have to battle pregnancy and cramps; all men have to battle is stupidity."
-BethieMunk's dad-

November/December 02: "Brilliance has nothing to do with IQ, but the ideas and how they're put to use."
-BethieMunk-

October 02: "I'm not crazy, I'M INSANE!!!!!"
-BethieMunk-

September 02: "I see nothing, I hear nothing, that's why I'm a bus driver."
-Larry, BethieMunk's ninth grade bus driver-

August 02: "Hope is only greedy thoughts with wings."
-Jay Vee: shadow phantom-

July 02: "The reason for having two parents is simply for this: one to teach you and the other to learn from."
-BethieMunk-

June 02: "An enemy kicks you down and leaves you for dead. A friend kicks you down and then helps you back up."
-BethieMunk-

May 02: "People look at me like I'm crazy but that's their problem."
-BethieMunk's friend Heather, Supreme Overlord and Queen of Rubanina-

April 02: "One can't define poetry; poetry defines itself."
-BethieMunk-

March 02: "Everybody has a bathroom. How you use it makes it what it is."
-BethieMunk-

February 02: "If I weren't myself I'd pity me."
-BethieMunk's brother, better known as The Evil Monkey-

January 02: "When two roads diverged I took the one less traveled; I hit a patch of black ice and slid into a pole."
-BethieMunk's brother, better known as The Evil Monkey-

December 01: "The everyday actions of an adult reflects how they learned as a child."
-BethieMunk-

November 01: "The bigger the bed you have the harder it is to fall off it."
-BethieMunk-

October 01: "Never sneeze when you're holding a knife."
-BethieMunk-

September 01: "The bigger the bed you have the harder it is to get up in the morning."
-BethieMunk-




"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others." -Groucho Marx-