"No, no, it has to be 'What Would You Do With A Drunken Pimpy'!"
"Hey! It's my boat and I say we sing 'Chauvelie had a Little Lamb'."
"Oh, you always want to sing that."
"Why don't you let us pick the song once in a while?"
"Hm, I'll think about it---NO!"
*grumbling*
*a boat bearing the French flag creeps up*
"Excusez-moi, but according to our recently made up law, you're breaking it."
"Says who?"
"Says us!"
"Don't even think about trying to arrest us. Just 20 more meters and we hit international waters."
"Yeah, baby!"
"Alright. Then we will empty our noses in your general direction until you come here so we can arrest you."
"No need to pry or anything, but . . . WHAT LAW COULD WE POSSIBLY BE BREAKING?!"
"Uh . . . the one that says . . . we don't like you."
"Wait a minute . . . are you drunk?"
"Are you drunk?"
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
"Huh?"
"Don't you get it?!"
"Get what?"
". . . Um . . . I don't remember."
*mutters* "Stupid French."
*shouts* "Stupid English!"
"Guys, guys, don't fight during playtime."
*both at once* "SHUT UP!"
"Aw. You two made Andrew cry."
"They did?"
"Sshh. Just pretend."
"Oh. Okay."
"We don't care. We like making the English cry."
*sarcastic* "What a co-inky-dink. We like crying!"
"You show'em, Percy!"
"Show them what?"
"Um . . ." *shrugs*
"Oo! Oo! Show them that hat!"
"What hat? Oh, this hat! Look! I just got a fuzzy red hat!" *puts it on*
"You look like a girl."
"At least I don't look French!"
"That's it! We're coming over there!"
"Could you bring a keg of beer with you? We're fresh out." *glares at Tony*
*Tony hiccups*
"Sure! Here we come!" *after they're on the boat* "Alright, you're all under arrest!"
"Aw, man!"
"C'mon."
"What will I tell my wife?!"
"And my girlfriend?"
"The only person you'll tell anything to is Chauvelin."
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
*Percy giggles* "Will he bring his little lamb with him?"
"AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!"