This is the greatest ("greatest" meaning "most wholesomely awful") song of all time. Enjoy,
children.
WAFFLES
Music and Lyrics by Florian Zimmer
There are Waffles in My Brain
Yes There are Waffles in My Brain
But I still cannot Explain
Why They're causing me such Pain
The Wrinkles started in my Coffee
Covering my teeth and Tongue
They spread out from My Waffles; Now
My breakfast wurst was wrinkled mung
The wrinkles ate into the table
Burned straight through my plastic chair
The wrinkles tore apart my cupboad
Leaving all my cupboard bare
There are Waffles in My Brain
Yes There are Waffles in My Brain
But I still cannot Explain
Why They're DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!!
Guitar solo
Waffles wrinkled
Wrinkled waffles
Changing, killing
Making aweful
Help me mother
Help me father
Feed me better breakfast fare
For what you chose to feed you children
Ate your darling's silverware
WRINKLED WAFFLES
NOW IM DYING
PAIN EXCEEDING
BRAIN IS FRYING!
TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE
KILLS THE CHILDREN
WAIT TILL COLLEGE:
FEED THEM OATMEAL
WRINKLED WRINKLED!
WAFFLES WAFFLES!
PANCAKE SYRUP
NOW IM DEAD.
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