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Book o' Kennyettes

Secondary Publication (for mortals) --(I do not know the nature of this comment)



Double-entendre: Mr. Omundson's fancy talk for a bad joke (Mr. Omundson is apparentSLE a physics teacher)
Fancy talk: Talk that makes others feel like non-fangular mortals
Non-fangular: Not fangular
Fangular: Quality of being clearly precipitative in a given moment
J.R.: Most non-fangular, non-precipitative, double-entendre (J.R. is some guy who was hated)
Unfangularity: The lack of fangularness; the act of being non-fangular -- often leading to the disease best known as J.R.itis
Fang-o-Meter: Device for measurement of fangularity
Triglycerobleublahblahflavin: Cure for double-entendre; laxative
Crazy talk: Talk which possesses a fangularity immeasurable to any mortal-made fang-o-meter
Spiffinacious: Having a general quality of applicable fangularity
"Different": Excuse for trying to be fangular
Googly-Moogly: Moogly of the Googly persuasion; used as an exclamatory expression (Great Googly Moogly)
Googly: Quality of possessing any precipitative capacity to fly in a trajectorial manner
Moogly: The bodily excretions of the jumping wombat native to Albany, New York
Vesputin: German crazy talk for precipitative
Fendie-ferndie-farndie: Obscure proverb in German crazy talk; translation: "I love the night life, I like to boogie"
Mortify: To bring a mortal's life to an end, preferably through the breaking of the neck, the eating of the heart, or the grinding of bones to make me bread
Penhale: Penile precipitation
Ramblese: Native language to the only known inhabitants of the nation of Ramblan: The Master of the Universe and So Much More & The Master of the Universe (God only knows what this means...or rather, Kenny does)




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