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We here at ComplexFUCKUP are devoted to death, mayhem, comic books, sex, music, and random bullshit. We come from all corners of un-popular culture,and we dont give a shit what you think. This isn't here for you,it's here for us. But if you happen to like it, maybe you'll come again.

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We call to your attention:

You may be the target of subversive or terrorist activity if you, your family, or your business are associated with critical technologies or have any continuing contact with government organizations. These criminals may attempt to collect information about critical economic and technological data or seek access to government buildings or systems that would undermine your personal safty. Interplanetary travel, alien contact, and joint ventures may further increase your exposure to subversive elements.
If you suspect that you are the target of such criminal activity, please bend over now and kiss your ass goodbye.