"My cousin, Walter, jerked off in public once. True story. They were on a plane to New Mexico when, all of a sudden, the hydrolics went and the plane started spinning around in circles. Well, Walter figures it was all over and just whips it out and starts beating like mad. The rest of the passengers take a que and they start beating it. So there they are plummeting to their certain doom when then - The hydrolics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces and what nots away; never to mention the phenomenon ever again."