Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer them, all too soon they bleed into a wash, just like watery ink on paper."
-Memoirs of a Geisha Arthur Golden-

"Anime is a disease, and the only cure is to expose others to it, so we can have more people to talk to about it."

"There is nothing to fear but getting poked in the eye with a blunt stick."

"Beauty is fleeting, but dumb is forever."

"It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye. Then it's ping-pong."
-All That-

"Life sucks, so don't be confused by location changes."
-Daria-

"Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?"

"Grandma's a person who everyone likes
She bought you a train and a nice shiney bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked a lot thinner
Well your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and someday you will too"
-Friends Phoebe-

"You reall haven't acieved anything until you have a good old sociopath following you around."
-Tori Amos-

"The year is 2029
The machines will convince us that they are concious
And they have their own agenda worthy of our respect
They'll embody human qualities
And claim to be human
And we'll believe them."
-"R.K. 2029" Spiritual Machines Our Lady Peace

"If you try and don't suceed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

"Be wary of a strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

"If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes."

"You can't say civilization isn't advancing, because in each war they kill you in a new way."
-Will Rodgers-

"The less men think, the more they talk."

"To be forgotten is worse than death."
-Final Fantasy IX Freya-

"You stare at me because I'm different. I stare at you because you're all the same."

"Some people are only alive because it's illeagal to kill."

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."

"If you're not part of the solution, be a part of the problem!"

"Sometimes you just gotta take what life gives you. 'Cause you know, life is a lot like a mop. 'Cause sometimes life gets full of dirt and bugs and crud but you gotta clean it out, you gotta squeeze it all out. And sometimes, life sticks to the floor so bad that you gotta get down on your hands and knees, with, like a toothbrush and scrub it. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand up and say, 'Hey! These floors are as durty as hell, but I'm not giving up!'"
-UHF Stanley Spadowski-

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

"War does not determine who is right-only who is left."

"Life is a grindstone, whether it grinds you down or polishes you depends on what you are made of."
-Jacob Braude-

"Oh I just adore children, though I can't eat a whole one."
-Reboot Hexidecimal-

"Enter stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed.
For those who take, but do not earn
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Theif, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there."
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone J.K. Rowling-

"Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to erradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilized by education; they grow there, firm as weeds among stones."
-Charlotte Bronte-

"When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to it's subjects, 'This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know,' the end result is oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mightly little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked, contrawise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything-you can't conquer a free man; the worst you can do it kill him."
-Robert A. Heinlein-

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

"If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?"

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's dafer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

"How do you cope with the aggravation from stongly religious people against witchcraft?"
"Well, mostly I laught about it. I ignore it... and very occasionally I get annoyed, because they have missed the point so spectacularly. I think the Harry books are very moral, but some people just object to witchcraft being mentioned in a children's book. Unfortunately, that means we'll have to lose a lot of classic children's fiction..."
-J.K. Rowling in a interview-

"It's like there's a party in my cd-rom drive, and you're all invited, and then it'll spin up and kill you all, and I'll just laugh at your misfortune."

"There's nothing more chilling than OMNISCIENT PAPER."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are; your reputation is merely what others think you are."
-John Wooden-

"Successful people in this world are those who get up and look for circumstances they want. If they can't find them, they make the."
-George Bernard Shaw-

"If you want to lead the orchestra, you must first learn to turn your back on the crowd.

"Talking about a revolution sounds like a whisper."

"The empty can rattles the most."

"I want a place on the French Riviera with a view."
"But you're blind."
"But my whole family's not blind. What do you think, we're just a bunch of blind people?"
-Home Movies Jason and Brendon-

"If you ever drop your keys into a mountain of molten lava, leave them there, 'cause man, they're gone."

"People may doubt what you say, but they believe what you do."
-Wayside pulpit message-

"One man with beliefs is equal to a thousand with only intrests."
-John Stuart Mill-

"How does the meadow flower its bloom unfold?
Because the lovely little flower is free
Down to its root, and in that freedom, bold."
-Wordsworth-

"None can love freedom heartily but good men: the rest love not freedom, but license."
-Milton-

"We must remember that hatred is like acid. It does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored than to the object on which it is poured."
-Ann Landers-

"Do all the good you can
By all the means you can
In all the ways you can
In all the places you can
To all the people you can
As long as you ever can.
-John Weasley-

"The night will be bad. And tommorow will be beyond imagining."
- Susan Cooper, The Dark Is Rising