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Duo Vs. Quatre

Ever since the beginning of time, well since Gundam Wing came on the air, Cammie and I have had a long on-going battle on who is better, Duo or Quatre. This includes which of their gundams is better, which of their colonies are better, etc etc. The following is just our little battle written down. Fun-ness!
Battle 1:L2 vs. L4
Yay! I will start. First of all, about the colonies. L4 is rich and pretty. As far as I know, L2 is made up of junkpiles, abandoned chruches, and giant piles of garbage.
Dude, where'd the abandoned church thing come from? You must remember though, they are in the junkyard bisuness, and since you mostly see that area, you could just be seeing junkyard-ness. And do you remember that nice fancy place that the Christmas party thing was at in the beginning of Endless Waltz? Well, guess where that was? L2. And anyways, since L4 is the rich colony, it probably has bunches o' snobs, and it is too fancy. I'd rather have the simple things on good ol' L2. And back in what you said up there, you said "As far as I know" so L2 could be completely different. Though I do have to say L2 isn't as nicely furnished as the other colonies. I mean in one eagle-eye-ish view in the series, all you saw was like, brown. But I love it nonetheless.
Well, I'm sure brown must mean something good. Hey, you know, there can be one fancy building in the entire ghetto colony, and that doesn't make it any less ghetto. Oh, and even if you live with a bunch of snobs at least you don't have to go scrounging around in giant piles of garbage for food, clothing and entertainment. Anyway, it is the American colony. And why would you want to live in America?
Well first of all it's a bit nasty because it is the American colony. Of course the Japanese aren't going to be stupid enough to give America a nice colony. And who says they scrounge in the garbage? We all know that Wufei lives in the garbage, since his colony exploded, so why would you scrounge in something where Wuffie-chan could bite your hand off? And in answer to why I would want to live in the American colony is... Duo's there! If he moved, then I would too, but he doesn't, so... ooh!
Ok, so, you know that spaceship in Endless Waltz that was sending trash to the sun? Well, I think they tried to do that before (multiple times) but the course was off and all the ships landed on L2 and exploded and the trash went everywhere and landed in people's backyards and they were like, "Oooh, trash piles! Fun!" and they fell on Wuffie and he was like, "Oohh, house!"
Wow, that is one long sentence, but it's funny.

Battle 2:Deathscythe vs. Sandrock
Time for our next debate. Their gundams. First of all, you can't beat the name Deathscythe or Deathscythe Hell, it's way cooler than Sandrock or Sandrock Kai. Second of all, Duo has way cooler weapons. I mean, what does Quatre have? Hedge trimming hugging things and... I draw a blank. Duo has a themal scythe, which can work underwater which defys pretty much every law of science but who cares?) and Deathscythe Hell has two scythes on the one stick. Also, black is a much better color, or absence of color if you wanna look at it that way, and huge bat wings are a great addition to any gundam (much better than feathery wings ::coughWingInEndlessWalzcough::
Ok, so yeah, Deathscythe is cooler, but you can't beat your gundam opening ON ITS OWN so that you don't kill yourself by self-destructing.
That's just CREEPY!

Battle 3:Hair Okay, onto the next debate- hair. You can't beat Quatre's cause it's blonde. Blonde! And pretty! And shiny! And, if someone ::coughmecough:: were to run their hands through Quatre's hair, it would be soft and nice, but if someone ::coughyoucough:: would run their hands through Duo's hair, then your hands would just get tangled up and his braid would get screwed up, or if he had his hair down your hands would just keep going and going and going...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I was the one who told you that funny thing about Duo's hair. And anyway, you can't beat the braid. It's so wonderful and it's not boring like Quatre's that is all normal-like. Duo's is special. It also has sentimental value. Think episode zero, Maxwell Church, Sister Helen braiding Duo's hair for the first time. Awww... And anyway, it's just better.
Oh, so you support the Duo hand-tangly theory, huh? Anyway, they have the exact same hair minus the braid. And Quatre's is pretty. shiny and BLONDE and Duo's is just brown like L2.
Bleh. And yes, the tangly thing is FUNNY! And Duo's is wonderful, pretty, shiny and brunette.
Oh, so L2 is brunette?
No, L2 was light brown dirt-ish-ness. Duo's is darker and better-er.
Mmm-hmm, right.

Well, that's all we have for right now kiddies. Maybe sometime Cammie and me will do more.